-san yung gunting na bago ? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!
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Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF. Si BF nadulas…
BF: Shit! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!!
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FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you’ll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no. in biology class
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ENGLISH CLASS. Bawal ang magtagalog.
PEDRO: Mam, may i go out pls.
TEACHER: Why?
PEDRO: b’coz…. (thinking) Father, Mother, Me!
TEACHER: What?!
PEDRO: (pawisan) TATA, INA, AKO……….
(Source: blognginamo.blogspot.com)
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